Now beat that

And your mothers sayin 'go to college'

So you finish college and its wonderful

U feel so good

And after all the partying and crazing

And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school bein around your peers

Hey now you'll get that 25 thou, job a year and

You'll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it'll be you're your money

No more borrowin money from mom for my high

So now you get ur degree tattooed on your back your so excited about it

If you continue to work at the gap, after several interviews, oh my god!

You'll come in at an entry level position and when you do that

If you kiss enough ass, you'll move up to the next level

Which is being a secretary's secretary!

And boy is that great, you get to take messages for the secretary

Who never went to college

Shes actually the bosses niece, so now your apart of the family

You know what college does for you?

It makes you really smart man

All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, ok

I was a hall monitor, this was meant to be,

You know how many classes I took, extra classes extra classes

No I've never had sex but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied

When a lady walks to me says 'hey you know whats sexy?'

I say 'no, I don't know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast'.