What did you learn today?

I learnt nothing

What did you do today?

I did nothing

What did you learn at school?

I didn't go

Why didn't you go to school?

I don't know

It's cool to know nothing

It's cool to know nothing

Televisions on the blink

There's nothing on it

I really want a really big coat

With words on it

What do you want for tea?

I want crisps

Why don't you join the team?

I just did

Take a look, take a look, take a look.

Take a look at the kids on the street

No they never miss a beat

No they never miss a beat

Never miss a beat

Never miss a

Never miss a beat

Never miss a beat

Here comes the referee

With lights flashing

Best bit of the day

Now that's living

Why don't you run away?

Are you kidding?

What is the golden rule?

Say nothing