Well I lost my job and my dog ran off

And my truck's broke down in the yard

My girlfriend's got her own girlfriend

I caught 'em makin' out at the barn

And my single wide's got a double wide leak

Yeah, it's been a hell of a week.

I think I'll pour myself a big ol' bottle of whiskey

'til I don't care how rough a shape I'm in

Right now jim beam is the only thing gonna fix me

And I'm gonna drink 'til I swear that I'm never gonna drink again.

Well, the crops went dry and the fish won't bite

Been a minute since I caught me a break

I'm overdrawn and I can't get a load

Need some j-a money in the ba-a-ank.

I think I'll pour myself a big ol' bottle of whiskey

'til I don't care how rough a shape I'm in

Right now jim beam is the only thing gonna fix me

And I'm gonna drink 'til I swear that I'm never gonna drink again.

I'm talkin' cooter brown

I'm talkin' three sheets

Talkin' can't walk, talkin' can't speak

I be struggle bus strugglin', gatorade chuggin'

Bcs by the bed for my poundin' head.

'til then I'm gonna pour myself a big ol' bottle of whiskey

'til I don't care how rough a shape I'm in

Right now jim beam is the only thing gonna fix me

And I'm gonna drink 'til I swear that I'm never gonna drink again

Hell, I'm gonna drink 'til I swear that I'm never gonna drink again.