I can't find crazy horse, can't find hoffa

And amelia's missing somewhere out at sea

And I hope they're happy, havin' a party

And elvis is servin' them up green apple martini's

I can't find my watch

I can't find my wallet

So how in the hell am I supposed to find?

The one that I love

The one that I need

Hidden so high

Buried so deep

Well, I found odd jobs and I found reasons

For all kinds of ways I can waste my time

And I found letters and I found leavers

And I found new ways just to tell old lies

I can't find my watch

I can't find my wallet

So how in the hell am I supposed to find?

The one that I love

The one that I need

Hidden so high

Buried so deep

Somewhere to run

Somewhere to go

And if I ever find her,

How will I know? how will I know?

'cause can't find crazy horse, can't find hoffa

And amelia's missing somewhere out at sea