Scrambled eggs

Oh my baby how I love your legs

Not as much as I love scrambled eggs

Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs

Waffle fries

Oh my darling how I love your thighs

Not as much as I love waffle fries

Oh have you tried the waffle fries

They are

So damn good that they should be illegal

They're like

Regular fries but they're shaped like a waffle

Chicken wings...

"Chicken wings? no, no, no... vegetarian, no chicken wings."

"Oh, I forgot, it was actually..."

Tofu wings

Oh my baby when I hear you sing

All I think about is tofu wings

Oh did you bring the tofu wings

There's a

Place I know where I go for kick-ass wings

We could

Even get a side of onion rings

Scrambled eggs

Oh my baby how I love your legs

Not as much as I love scrambled eggs

Oh let's go get some scrambled eggs