Talkin' about my new french girlfriend

We met yesterday her name's renee

Armpit hairs and black berets.

She drinks her coffee on ambrettes

She always looks like she's depressed

She smokes before, during, and after sex yeah.

Talkin' about my new french girlfriend

Dresses like a mime likes cheese and wine

And we share the same bra size.

And she made me grow a thin mustache

And now I look just like her dad

Coincidentally his name is renee too yeah

And when we kiss nothin' but tongue

She hasn't showered in a month

And did I mention

The bitch don't like to shower.