I was gonna write you a love song just the other day

So I sat down and thought real hard but nothing ever came

I took a walk downtown and it hit me like a train

So I grabbed a napkin and started scribbling away.

And I was like woah-oh, woah-oh...

Sexy can't make up for crazy, no-oh, no-oh...

And girl, you crazy as shit.

This song's for selfish girls

They want the whole wide world

They just want everything

(We just want everything)

And they cry when the sky ain't blue

This song's for selfish girls

They want the whole wide world

I give them everything

And there ain't nothing I can do.

Look, she walked into my life, all innocent and shit

And then she took my credit card and dipped

Gave me a kiss, then turned around and stole the keys to my whip

Aw man, what a selfish bitch

She was like, "see ya, I wouldn't wanna be ya"

Kidnapped my visa then she hit the galleria

Let's have a moment of silence for what I say next

R.i.p to all my paychecks

Supermodel but the inside's ugly

Yeah, and I'm over it like a fraction

She loved herself way more than she loved me

Only cared about her instagram captions

So this the last song I'm ever gonna write for ya

Go find a douchebag, maybe he'll be right for ya

And if you wonder why your phone ain't ringing

Call my voicemail, and I'mma start singing.

This song's for selfish girls

They want the whole wide world

They just want everything

(We just want everything)

And they cry when the sky ain't blue

This song's for selfish girls

They want the whole wide world

I give them everything

And there ain't nothing I can do.

(La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la)

I thought you were a dime but you loved me for my dimes

Selfish girls will be the death of me, this happens every time

I thought you were a dime but you loved me for my dimes

Selfish girls will be the death of me, this happens every time.

And I was like woah-oh, woah-oh...

Sexy can't make up for crazy, no-oh, no-oh...

And girl, oh my god...

This song's for selfish girls

They want the whole wide world

They just want everything

(We just want everything)

And they cry when the sky ain't blue

This song's for selfish girls (you're so selfish)

They want the whole wide world (why you so selfish?)

I give them everything

And there ain't nothing I can do.