I wore a shirt one day with a machine gun silhouette

Sportin' a rainbow clip

I had this gun guy staring at me

Wondering where I got it

And he just about flipped over it!

I don't know his name, yeah, but just the same

He buys a literal mountain of death

And I lost five or six bidding wars against him

Yeah, until I had no money left

I said until I had no money left

Yeah, until I had no money left

Oh!

I don't want you getting hurt if you're too disappointed

If the feathers are broken and dead

The birds look good in person

But not in the photos

And super vice versa, I bet!

I've seen the auctioneer getting pretty frustrated

If something good gets under bid

When I went down there

I got pretty damned suspicious

But he seems like a pretty good kid

Yeah, he seems like a pretty good kid

Well, he seems like a pretty good kid!

This joint's been around for a while

And it feels like the same old crowd each time

But there's always that chance

Of a shill biddin' trucker

Trying to help the old man make a dime

There's one gun guy coming straight out of texas

Doesn't keep not one for himself

He's got a kingdom of gun shops

He likes to decorate 'em

With the trophies of somebody else

Yeah, the trophies of somebody else

Well, the trophies of somebody else!