We had some fun, we had some laughs

I licked the salt right off the glass

Danced to the music, racked up a tab

I thought you were thinking what I was thinking

Thought we were going somewhere with all this drinking

Well, I guess the cuervo, it led me on

'cause I turned around and you were gone.

You're just a waste of lime

Waste of a real good time

I guess I'll be going home all alone

No patron silver lining

Just an empty margarita

Left me and this tequila high and dry

No drunk pickup lines

No "your place or mine?"

You're just a waste of lime.

Bermuda, bahama, guess I'm never gonna meet your mama

Or brother, nothin' left to do.

Well I'd take a kiss, no second date

And I'd take a two-mile in-the-rain walk of shame

Yeah that'd be great, compared to this

Oh baby, what a miss.

You're just a waste of lime

Waste of a real good time

I guess I'll be going home all alone

No patron silver lining

Just an empty margarita

Left me and this tequila high and dry

No drunk pickup lines

No "your place or mine?"

You're just a waste of lime.

Bermuda, bahama, guess I'm never gonna meet your mama

Or brother, nothin' left to do

But have another tequila

Just enough to know that I don't need ya, don't need ya, nah...

You're just a waste of lime

Waste of a real good time

I guess I'll be going home all alone

No patron silver lining

Just an empty margarita

Left me and this tequila high and dry

No drunk pickup lines

No "your place or mine?"

You're just a waste of lime.

Bermuda, bahama, guess I'm never gonna meet your mama (yeah, you're just a waste of lime)

Or brother, nothin' left to do

But have another.