Welcome to the land of hire

I hope you brought the right attire,

The crippled man is waiting at the door.

He said, "your eyes are much too bright.

The things you say are never right,

The sins of all the world lie on your head.

So when you see me look the other way

'cause "oh, oh" lately all I do is play

All the glasses in the world say, "come with me..."

[Chorus]

I need a minute to get my head straight

Just to hit it before it's too late

Innocent, considering my middle name is 'shake my body'

Take a seat it's glittering, I shimmy and I shake my body.

Welcome to the land of fail

I hope you brought your soul for sale

The greeter's still at home I think he died.

The land of smash and fairy tale

The truth of life is close to hell

The best you'll be is nearly dead or failed.

So when you see me look the other way

'cause "oh, oh" lately all I do is say

These the plans I make believe all come with me.

[Chorus x2]

I need a minute to get my head straight

Just to hit it before it's too late

Innocent, considering my middle name is 'shake my body'

Take a seat it's glittering, I shimmy and I shake my body.

Oh, perhaps it's all a dream and make believe

Oh, the last of all my dreams but still leave me.

[Chorus x2]

I need a minute to get my head straight

Just to hit it before it's too late

Innocent, considering my middle name is 'shake my body'

Take a seat it's glittering, I shimmy and I shake my body.