I'm a very important person

I park in the v.i.p

And when I go to the bathroom,

I go in the v.i.p toilet

And when I wanna change a lightbalb,

I don't do it myself... oooohhh no...

I have a technician

Cause I'm a v.i.p

I'm a v.i.p

I'm a v.i.p

I'm a v.i.p

Now,as I began to become a v.i.p,

I forgot what I've become a v.i.p for

I began to grow accustommed to people saying

"Right this way sir...drinks are on the house..."

Flight attendants on airplanes saying

"Please...really, I don't wanna bother you sir, but it's such a pleasure to have you on board.

May I have your autograph for my daughter?"

"Yeah baby right after I go to the toilet

I'll give you a couple of'em

Cause I'm a v.i.p!"

Now, one thing about v.i.p is, is they never seem to be alone

Ooohh no!

The "true" v.i.p must travel with an entourage!

People who say "right on boss"

Cause it's a v.i.p!

Right on boss

I'm a v.i.p!

As I began to realise that I had gained v.i.p status,

Worries began to creep in

What if one day, I woke up, and I was no longer a v.i.p?

No more good tables at the restaurants...

No more strange women smiling and approaching me on the streets...

No more top notch booty

No more entourage to say "right boss"

I began to have nightmares

And in my nightmares, I was just a fucking nobody.

Laying at the beach, imagining myself being a vip!

Just like I was before...

Hearing the applause in my head

Beautiful warm embraces of superior members of the female gender...