Look, here comes the jerk!

See the guy with the fakey smile,

Talkin' to my girl in a friendly style.

He thinks he's quite the flirt,

She'd suck a rats' dick before she'd fuck

Him his brain is full of dirt,

That's why the guy's a jerk,

His balls are gonna burst,

Thats why the guy's a jerk

Oh man you're killin' me!

Hey man your killin me!

He hangs out by the ladies room,

His pick up line is like the voice of doom.

"Hey baby do ya wanna go out with me,

And by the way I make a lotta money."

His method just don't work,

That's why the guy's a jerk.

By the office johnny lurks,

That's why the guy's a jerk

Jerk

Jerk

Jerk

Jerk

Jerk

Jerk

Jerk

Jerk

Jerk

Jerk

Jerk

Oh man you're killin' me!

Hey man your killin me!

Look here comes the jerk

Look here comes the jerk

Look here comes the jerk

Look here comes the jerk

Him his brain is full of dirt,

That's why the guy's a jerk,

His balls are gonna burst,

That's why the guy's a jerk

Oh man you're killin' me!

Hey man your killin me!