Well I'm waiting for the driver to get on the bus

Waitin' for the driver but he ain't gonna fuss

He's got manson eyes

He's got cocaine hair

He's bad news boy lord he ain't nowhere, hey!

He got little bitty feet that hurt when we walk

Shiny pointy teeth that show when he talk

Pick up your belongings boy and scatter em out

Got an on-schedule train comin' two miles out

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Waiting for the driver

Waiting for the driver