Saw a waitress, couldn't waste it

Opportunity knocks and you take it

Went to my place, gotta get a taste

Couple shots hit the bong we were wasted

Now she's all in, the room is spinning

Probably shouldn't have shot that of jamison

Here we go again, she's a perfect 10

Just tell me how I was in the morning

The night's far from over

I'm far from sober

But she's looking fine

We're gonna be up all night

Gonna take you for a ride

We're gonna be up all night

Get it on 'til the morning light

We're gonna be up all night

Doing things your dad won't like

So far from sober that I'll have to sleep

Through the hangover

Got my attention, when she walked in

Turning heads with a tiny skirt and sassy grin

She's a blond one, they say they're more fun

I'll let you know when the sexy dirty deed is done