Oh baby, you know you missed the fight

(He's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)

Alligator wrecked the bar last night

(He's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)

I guess he had fun, to some people fun is a drag

Gathers lady had to hitch a ride

(She's a trouble lady, to a trouble man)

She got picked up by some guys in some band

You'd never believe what they did to a fan

They found a 'c' on her back, and a lead guitar strap in her hand

"Arrive down on n.t.c. in a blue ford van, wanted for the connection of the

Murder of a man"

Go johnny, do what you want to do

"Hey, hey, blue. I here this johnny's band is red hot"

"Alright let's check him out"

Go johnny, do what you want to do

So go, johnny

"Don't you know I'm a man" (go, go, johnny)

1-85 thru' the south land (johnny)

"And my fingers are cold, but my managers tan, so watch out"

(Go, go johnny)

"On the road in a dangerous van" ( go, go, johnny)

Watch 'em burn thru the south land

With my axe in my hand, watch out, for

Johnny gore and the 'c' eaters band.

"Holy jesus, look at 'gator up there, he's got johnny gore on

Stage by his hair"

"Come on guys, give the gators a hand. I paid two dollars

Just to see this ba, ba, band"

"And I ain't gonna let no loser, put the screw on the show"

"So give us a hand 'gators crazy you know"!

Go johnny, do what you want to do

"Hey man, someone throw this dude out of here"

"Don't give a damn about his old lady"

Go johnny, do what you want to do

So go johnny

"Hey baby, don't you know I'm a man"!

So go johnny.

1-85 thru' the south land (johnny)

"And my fingers are cold, but my managers tan, so watch out"

(Go, go johnny)

"On the road in a dangerous van" ( go, go, johnny)

Watch 'em burn thru the south land

With my axe in my hand, watch out, for

Johnny gore and the 'c' eaters band.