There's a place so very far

Most favored of the worlds

That are missed by gwar

We can get there

As long as it's by stolen car

Smash your face and go shoot up

There's a world of which I've heard

Far beyond the sky

A place of chicks and pills and booze

A place where winners always lose

You'll always hear your favorite band

Here in metal, metal land

Here in metal, metal land

Nothing ever dies

Except of course our enemies

And they're attracting metal flies

Here in metal, metal land

Everything is loud

All the chicks are strippers

All their father's proud

Metal, metal land, metal, metal sea

Metal metal air

Metal you and metal me

Metal, metal, metal, metal

Metal, metal, metal, metal

Heavy metal, metal land

Here in metal, metal land

Every day is night

Except of course when night is day

But then there is no light

Here in metal, metal land

Everything is rock

Everyone is in a band

Ever girl sucks every cock

Here in metal, metal land

Everything is hard

Except of course the test you take

To get a license for your car

Bullet belts and denim jackets

Crystal meth in tiny packets

Witches, warlocks, demon seed

Booze and cooze and weed and speed

Metal, metal, metal, metal

Metal, metal, metal, metal

Metal, metal, metal, metal

Metal, metal, metal, metal

Metal, metal, metal, metal

Metal, metal, metal, metal

Metal, metal, metal, metal

Metal, metal, metal, metal

Filthy hair and dirty faces

Flying v's and swords and maces

80's hair bands are still hated

No false metal tolerated

Heavy metal is the law

Weakness means a broken jaw

Everything is loud and fast

Metal up your fucking ass

Metal plane on metal trip

Metal hand, metal grip

It's metal man

Here in metal, metal land