Things don't look to good to me

I feel I'm out of luck

And all because of swollen glands

And just one stupid fuck

This whacko came from alabammy

That's not where it's at

And now your jock's been chasing me 'round

With a great big baseball bat

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk

Not a wrassling match with a some big hulk

And this here dude, he was an uncool cat

And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass

Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

When I got up from being beat to the ground

I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound

And I was aghast at what I found

The latest social disease that's been going around

I'll kick your ass

(I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass

(I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass

(I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass

(I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass

(I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass

(I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass

(I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass

(I'll kick your ass)

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch