Waitress, more wine

We celebrate, the life and times of johnny make believe

He was the greatest liar, of all mankind

The biggest drunk, you ever saw alive

He was a devil, undisguised

He will be sorely missed tonight

And the next day, will never be the same

Without the beautiful johnny make believe

So let's get high, laugh till we cry

Always remember, his last words

"Farewell cruel world, all you pretty girls,

Don't send me flowers, hold me in your dreams"

And then the spirit in the bottle

Took our johnny for a ride

Come on waitress, pour us more wine

To drown our grief

For johnny make believe

He tattooed my heart, branded my soul

He said go for true love, not for fool's gold

So let's get high, laugh till we cry

Always remember, his last words

"Farewell cruel world, all you pretty girls

Don't send me flowers, hold me in your dreams"

And then the spirit in the bottle

Took our johnny for a ride

Come on waitress, pour us more wine

To drown our grief

For johnny make believe

La, la, la, lala, la, la, la, la, etc., etc.