[Ghostface killah]

Congratulations, we have refreshments and glass bracelets

Avian water's ya choice, put ice

I'm missing a g-note, fixed price

But the only thing fixed, is the holes that we put in the dykes

Rocks is okay, my voice is extraordinaire

The man that scrapped with lions, hiberated with polar bears

Hope I don't play with baking soda in my older years

Mantles'll sit up like hill, I'd have to fold my beard

Check one, two, sonny, tell bob to dim the lights up

You see the studs, I want the red strobe to hit it right

Stones are screaming, hot lattes, the rosees

My robes is a murder statement, you fucking with rode rage

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

Children of all ages, I pack metal like braces

Not for the fingers, bitches fighting over my paper

Y'all need to chill, sit the fuck down and fix ya makeup

Ghost is ya host, so allow me, hand me ya coats

Bentley farnsworth, I'll check him proudly

We got d-block, wu-tang, jay-z and nas

Also performing 50 cent, terror squad

From the top, we have the great luda, jeezy and wayne

T.i., rick ross, rich boy, snoop and the game

And for my ladies, we have, ne-yo with usher

Y'all have a seat, we be right back, mothafucka...

[Interlude shawn wigs]

Come on, this commercial break's almost over

Outkast, m.j.g., you're at talib's table

Fab, u.g.k., table seven, let's go, come on

Yo, beans, toney said "good looking on that haze"

Commercial, come on, let's go, guys...

Coming back in, five, four, three, two, one...

[Ghostface killah]

Yeah, check out my band playing, rhythm roots allstars

They play for dipset, e-40, lil' jon, jennifer hudson and norah jones

Mary j. blige, with her shades on, I could tell by her stones

On the left, we have lenny kravitz, puffy, pharrell, bus

Keith murray, redman, hitting that double dutch

What an event, peace to denzel

Give this man a round of applause, he do it so well [applause]

[Interlude ghostface killah (shawn wigs)]

Ladies and gents, ladies and gents...

Alright, alright, have a seat, have a seat...

Without further adiou, he needs no introduction

He is my co-host... shawn ripple!

(Alright, is this thing on? eh, eh, sweetheart, come here

Got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my cock

Heard you like to... blow money... hahaha)

[Shawn wigs]

It was amazing, I seen robin thicke and robin leech

Robin williams, robin givens and meryl streep

A real award show, there's kanye west

Pamela anderson, and she brought both of them breasts

Paris hilton and lindsay, holding down britney's skirt

No more free looks, you gotta put in work

To get a glimpse, seen don juan with all of his pimps

And they hoes on they side, sipping they four-fives

And billy dean...

[Ghostface killah]

Excuse me, have you seen alicia keys?

Tell her the limo's outside, she's bouncing with me

The don, y'all rappers don't steal my ash trays

My coat hangers is diamonded out like my last gates

Superhead, gave the low scoop to halle

She said, before whitney, she was fucking with bobby

Mos def, the roots, common and nelly

Ice cube, dr. dre, three 6 maf', yo, and she fucked o.j... word?