I'll fill your pillow case up with snakes the man eating kind

Though you call yourself a women I doubted it they will mind,

Ooh my oh, ooh ooh, oh my.

There's just one problem with my plan

You spend your nights with another man

Oh you don't rest your head with mine no more

I've got to take my plot back to the drawing board

Ooh my oh, ooh ooh, oh my

Oh my, my.

Oh lately, I'm a heartache

I'm a desperate plan in hands oh I'm a blueprint in the sand, oh my.

You mentioned taking a holiday and I recalled you couldn't swim

So I booked us scuba diving off the north coast of belgium

Ooh my oh, ooh ooh, oh my.

And I drew an image in my head of you sinking just like lead

But I never found you washed up on the shore,

I've gotta take my plot back to the drawing board

Ooh my oh, ooh ooh, oh my

Oh my, my.

Oh lately, I'm a heart ache

I'm a desperate plan in hands oh I'm a blueprint in the sand, oh my

Oh, I'm the one that you seldom came to see, oh...

I was hidden, oh...

I've been busy working on my new scheme, oh...

To teach you how to hurt.

You said you needed a haircut I recommended mr todd

Of all the men in this big bad world he's perfect for the job.

Ooh my oh, ooh ooh, oh my

Oh my, my.

Oh lately, I'm a heart ache

I'm a desperate plan in hands oh I'm a blueprint in the sand

Oh lately, I'm a heart ache

I'm a desperate plan in hands oh I'm a blueprint in the sand

Oh lately, I'm a heart ache

And I haven't seen you since so now I'm praying that you're mince, oh my.