Help me, 911 operator, got a friday night emergency

I need nursin' cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin'

And I'm thirstin' for a remedy.

I need a red-head, brunette, or blonde

Angel have mercy that will put me through intensive care

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere.

Hang on, don't hang up on me lady

Gotta take me to the promised land

Cause I'm dying to see something like a jukejoint jumpin'

To the thumpin' little five piece band.

I need a red dirt n swingin'

Anything that's country

Karaoke, I don't care

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere.

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk

Girl you gotta get me there.

I've tried the phone at the road

Mapped siri, where's the party at

That ain't got me anywhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere.

Last call, answer operater

I'm afraid I'm runnin' out of time

I know I sound broken but I just keep hopin'

For an open glowin' neon sign.

Maybe this is crazy but I'm thinkin' baby

Maybe later you could meet me there

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere.

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk

Girl you gotta get me there.

I've tried the phone at the road

Mapped siri, where's the party at

That ain't got me anywhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

Out there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere.