Well let me tell you a story, now

About a judge, a thief, and a wife and a clown

'cause on this fine, fine day

One of them goes down.

The judge said to the thief, "boy, it's a fine day for justice,"

And the thief said to the judge,

"Old man, it's a fine, fine day for love!"

The wife said to the clown,

"My dear, you gotta take the judge down!"

And the clown, the clown

He just smiled.

As the clown stood, covered in the judge's blood, he cried,

"Well I will be a fool no more

I will be a fool no more!"

As he turned and cartwheeled out the door.

Now let me tell you something,

The thief, the thief, and the wife

Well they left that day, left the...

Left the clown covered in the judge's blood alone.

The clown frowned as he fell to the ground

It's a fine, fine day for love.

It's a fine, fine, fine, fine day for love

A fine, fine day for fools

And I will be a fool no more

Oh, because of you.