I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me

I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me

I told you I didn't want to go to this dinner

You know I don't go for those ones that you bother about

So when they say something that makes me start to simmer

That fancy wine won't put this fire out, oh...

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up

I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up

I won't shut up.

I'd like to buy you a pair of pillow-soled hiking boots

To help you with your climb

Or rather, to help the bodies that you step over, along your route

So they won't hurt like mine.

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up

I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up

I won't shut up.

And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone, don't push me

Cookie, don't push me, don't you push me

If you get me to go and I open my mouth

To the fucking mutton that they're talking about

You can pout, but don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you shush me.

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up

I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up

I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want

(I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me)

I won't shut up

I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want

(I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me)

I won't shut up

I won't shut up.

And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone, don't push me

Cookie, don't push me, don't you push me

If you get me to go and I open my mouth

To the fucking mutton that they're talking about

You can pout, but don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you shush me.

I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me

I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me

I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me.

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up

I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want

(I would beg to disagree, I would beg to disagree)

I won't shut up

I won't shut up.

Kick me under the table all you want

(I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me)

I won't shut up

I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want

(I would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me)

I won't shut up

I won't shut up.