[Verse 1 eminem]

Somethin's burnin', I can't figure out what (out what)

It's either lust or a cloud of dust

Judgement is clouded, must just be the powder from the power of (love)

But I'm in somethin' I don't know how to get out of

Left my girl in the house alone

Is that my soon to be spouse's moan

And the further I walked, the louder

I paused for a minute to make certain that's what I heard

Cuz after all this is her place

So I gave her the benefit of the doubt

Think I might be about bust a buster

The thought's scary yo, though and it hurts, brace

Hope it ain't, here we go yo

Cause my head already goes to worst case scenario, though in the first place

But you confirmed my low end theory though

Should've known when I made it all the way to third base

And that was only the first date, coulda made it to home plate

But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first

No you don't, under, stand, I, don't, do this for

Anyone, ever, yeah that ain't what they all say

I'll say it, you can suck a softball through a straw, used to be my fiance

'til you sucked on wayne, andre, and kanye

Lebron, akon, jay, lil jon, raekwon, ma$e

Polow tha don, dre, dante ross, james conway, kwame

Guess I'm gettin' my g-god dang jigga on eh

Cause your name, I'm beyond sayin'

But fuck it, I'm movin' on, you women are all cray

But I'll probably always keep on playin' the game of

[Bridge sample]

Love, love, love, love

L-l, l-l-l-love

[Hook kendrick lamar]

She doesn't love me, no she don't love me no more

She hates my company, yeah she don't love me no more

I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door

She screamed she loved me like she never did before

And I told her

(Go where you want and go do what you want to do; I don't care)x2

[Verse 2 kendrick lamar]

I told that bitch

I'm a sucker for love, you're a sucker for dick

Suckin' dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in

Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water, he drowned

Like an abortion, they booked you for manslaughter

You beat the case and I called you

"Sherane is not available now leave a message at the tone

And kendrick don't forget to buy two pair of those

Expensive heels, you little fuckin' ferris wheel

Fuckin' spinnin' on me, fuck you think we gon' get married still

Fuckin' mary had a little lamb, this ain't no fairy tale

Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fuckin' feel

Like you should fuckin' beat it or fuckin' eat it while I'm on my period

Now have a blessed day"

Bitch you serious

I'm in the mirror with this look on my face, curious

Why you ain't fuckin' with me, you cut me deep as a caesarean

You know I want you bad as a benjamin, I'm delirious

I want you bad as the head shattered on george zimmerman

After the dillinger hit'em diligently and killin' him

His mouthpiece for a cadillac emblem

That's analogy and metaphor for ya

I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you

This is me talkin' cordially, yeah I got some home trainin'

That ain't what you like, ain't it, what about if I was famous

As marshall, would you give fellatio in the carpool

Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle, singin'

I hope she's good enough, meanwhile you're chasin' her

Chlamydia couldn't even get rid of her

Pity the fool in her and pity the fool in me

I'mma live with the game of

[Bridge sample]

[Hook kendrick lamar]

[Verse 3 eminem]

So needless to say I'm feelin' betrayed

Snatched my house key off her keychain

She jumps off wee-bey from the wire's dick

Now she's chasin' me with a cheese grater

Here goes that broken record, cliche, it's all my fault anyway

She's turnin' the tables, I'm a beat-break

She treats my face like serato, she cuts and scratches like a dj

Each day is an instant replay

They sayin' we display symptomatic of addict behavior

Back together but forgot today was her b-day, she cut me off on the freeway

Simple misunderstandin' but just as I went to slam on the brakes

Then I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait

Bitch cut my fuckin' brakeline, stepped on them fuckers 8 times

Still goin' 73, thank god there's an exit coming up

What the mother f-u-c-k's wrong with her, hit the off ramp

So I coast into a gosh damned aww hit a fuckin' tree

Now here she comes at full speed, she's racin' at me

Okay you wanna fuck with me, eh

Snatch the bitch out her car through the window, she screamin'

I body slam her on the cement, until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole

Bury this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street re-paved

Fuck, woke up in a dream state in a cold sweat

Like I got hit with a freeze ray durin' a heat wave

Guess I eventually caved though, cause she's layin' next to me in bed

Directly aimin' a gat at my head

Woke up again and jumped up like fuck it, I've had it, I'm checkin' into rehab

I confess I'm a static addict, I guess that's why I'm so clingy

Every girl I've ever had either says I got too much baggage

Or I'm too fuckin' dramatic

Man what the fuck is the matter, I'm just a fucking romantic

I fucking love you, you fucking bitch

Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex

I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events

I said hit the road and after she left

I sent that bitch a text

I said be careful driving, don't read this and have an accident

She glanced to look at it and wrecked, too bad

Thought we had a connect

No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case

Than a model covered in l'oreal and mace, who fell from grace

Eleven stories for story telling but the whore was yelling rape

So the vocal cords were swelling

And her voice were more hoarser than tori spelling's face

Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates

To greet norman bates with a warm embrace

Unless you're andrea yates, don't ask me for a date, don't be late

Well the sentiment's great, but wait, think there's been a mistake

You want an intimate date, I wanna intimidate

I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of

[*message sound*]

Wait, dinner at eight

I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of

[Outro]

Love, love, love, love

L-l, l-l-l-love