[Intro]

All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement ha ha

I'll meet you down there

[Chorus]

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof

That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what if you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening, that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later,

I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[Verse 1]

Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady

You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touche me

Rappers try to play me, they use hailie as a ukulele

Woopsa that a fucking daisy

That's a no-no who even she knows dada's fucking crazy

Fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking a b

Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me

Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby

You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up

But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters

Every line I ever said has got me in a corner

You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does

You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started

Now your brain's all haunted cause of all the shit you thought of

Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust

I never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but

[Chorus]

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof

That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what if you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening, that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later,

I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[Verse 2]

Sorry lance, mr. lambert, and aiken ain't gonna make it

They get so mad, when I call them both faggots

It's all these fucking voices in my head I can't take it

Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'fore I shake it

You're standing adjacent to jason's last slut, they're facing

Together makes 'em, a fucking bad combination

I lashed at the doctor in my last operation

Shoved the weiner schnitzel up his ass, hopped away some-

Body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him

Homie, I'm the sheisse, pass doctor dre some

I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son

No not-a now, not a chance, not today son

I can't believe I leave for one brief second

And you pussys queef all over the rap game, naked

And use a leaf to clean up the crap stains, feck it

I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it

[Chorus]

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof

That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what if you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening, that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later

Later I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[Verse 3]

Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later

I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-i

Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em

Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em

Yeah, for every time you ride down the street

Or hideout, drive by my house and beep

Like now motherfucker, try now to sleep

Lie down motherfucker, try countin' sheep

And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?

Mase in your face bitch, cry now pussy

This is my house, all nine thousand feet

So you can suck my dick with amy winehouse's teeth

Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top

Stand above em,just to cut the fucking cable, let 'em drop

Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop

While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop!

[Chorus]

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof

That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

He said what if you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening, that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later,

I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[Outro]

Fucking son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit

This must be all that there is, this must be it

Fucking-a even got a bidet

Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper

Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off

I can just toss a flying saucer in it

This shit's awesome, yeah, fucking elevator

Living in a house with a fucking elevator