Honey, you must think I'm blind

Hell, you must think I was born last night

Or maybe you think I don't mind

That you got your little somethin' on the side

Well, I do, so I don't

Wanna hear how you only just drove her home

Screw you, 'cause I won't

Be leavin' without a little smoke.

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough

Don't come cryin', tryna make it back up

If you're gonna lay down with the junkyard dogs

Better be ready for a girl done wrong

Talkin' sugar in your chevy, four flat tires

Six-string tele', set it on fire

Guess your daddy never told you when you were growin' up

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

Gonna roll your bass boat down the hill

Gonna watch it sink down to the bottom

Paint the ten-point buck that you killed

Rattle can red, no problem

You ain't seen crazy till you seen me

All pissed off comin' down your street.

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough

Don't come cryin', tryna make it back up

If you're gonna lay down with the junkyard dogs

Better be ready for a girl done wrong

Talkin' sugar in your chevy, four flat tires

Six-string tele', set it on fire

Guess your daddy never told you when you were growin' up

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

If you're gonna run around cheatin' in a small town

If you're gonna be that gall

You better have thick skin and fake like a real manboy

You're gonna have to be tough.

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough

Don't come cryin', tryna make it back up

If you're gonna lay down with the junkyard dogs

Better be ready for a girl done wrong

Talkin' sugar in your chevy, four flat tires

Six-string tele', set it on fire

Guess your daddy never told you when you were growin' up

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

If you're gonna be dumb

You better be tough.