Sophisticated in a black dress

Sipping red wine and looking her best

Meet the folks, she'll pass that test

Any apprehension

Yeah, she'll put it to rest.

She's a pageant queen

Been that way since she was seventeen

Better looking than the girls on the silver screen

Everyday is like a movie scene

She gives her free time to charity

All my friends think she's too good for me.

But when we're home

And we're alone

Oh, you'd never know.

It's a freak show

She's a wild one

A whole lot of crazy when the sun goes down

A whole different woman comes out

It's a freak show

Like you wouldn't believe

Even when she hasn't had a thing to drink

It's her style, hide something beneath that smile

Our own little secret, nobody knows

You should see her when the doors close

It's a freak show.

She talks politics, art history

How she does it, it's a mystery

Cause when the girl starts talking to me

It's enough to drive a man crazy.

She's jekyll, she's hyde

She's day, she's night

There's no blurring the lines

She's one or the other

But whenever we're together.

It's a freak show

She's a wild one

A whole lot of crazy when the sun goes down

A whole different woman comes out

It's a freak show

Like you wouldn't believe

Even when she hasn't had a thing to drink

It's her style, hide something beneath that smile

Our own little secret, nobody knows

You should see her when the doors close

It's a freak show.

But when we're home

And we're alone

Oh, you'd never know.

It's a freak show

She's a wild one

A whole lot of crazy when the sun goes down

A whole different woman comes out

It's a freak show

Like you wouldn't believe

Even when she hasn't had a thing to drink

It's her style, hide something beneath that smile

Our own little secret, nobody knows

You should see her when the doors close

It's a freak show.