Now there comes a time

In every man's life,

Where decisions have to be made

Whether to toil, to labor,

Or just plain piss

Your days away, away, away!

[Chorus]

Got a funny feeling that my times are caught in a jar

Madness and insanity have arrived

Note to christ and everyone else, my times are caught in a jar

Satan's grin is baring down on me

Up in the morn', here comes the day,

God knows I hate it this way

When I'm in the casket life

Fighting the wife, neglecting the kids

Spending time on ridiculous bids

The four walls are closing in

[Chorus x4]

Still got a funny feeling that my times are caught in a jar

Madness and insanity have arrived