Guess I'm filled with the christmas spirit

Celebrate a jolly man in red

Hope my kids don't find out santa clause isn't real

Maybe I should have told them about jesus instead

Last time I heard about it he didn't come in a santa outfit

Santa clause is dead!

Guess it's time to thank the easter bunny again

For doing absolutely nothing in my life

What the heck do a bunch of colored eggs

Have to do with the son of god being raised back to life

Last time I heard about it he didn't rise in an easter outfit

The easter bunny is dead!

Christmas is when I celebrate jesus' birth

Easter's when I celebrate jesus' resurrection

Jesus is alive!