Bet you think I'm sitting at home. no.

Bet you think that I'm all alone. no.

Bet you think I'm missing you and wishing you would call my phone,

Hell, no!

I went wheels up on a runway

And that ticket was a one-way

I'm somewhere on a beach

Sipping something strong,

Got a new girl, she got it going on

We drink all day, and party all night

I'm way too gone to have you on my mind

She got a body and she's naughty,

And she got me like you ain't ever got me.

I'm getting sun, getting some, and I ain't slept in a week

Yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach.

Heard you called my boys,

Heard you called my folks

They said you drove by my house real slow

You can check any spot, roll down every road

But, girl, I ain't even close

I'm somewhere on a beach

Sipping something strong,

Got a new girl, she got it going on

We drink all day, and party all night

I'm way too gone to have you on my mind

She got a body and she's naughty,

And she got me like you ain't ever got me

I'm getting sun, getting some, and I ain't slept in a week

Yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach.

I wish it could've worked out

But I'm gettin' over you now,

On a beach towel

With my shades on

My drink's up

And the sun's out

Huh! I'm somewhere on a beach!

I'm somewhere on a beach

Sipping something strong,

Got a new girl, she got it going on

We drink all day, and party all night

I'm way too gone to have you on my mind

She got a body and she's naughty,

And she got me like you ain't never got me

I'm getting sun, getting some, and I ain't slept in a week

Yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach.

Yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach.