There's a man in a blue plaid shirt comin' knocking

I don't know what he's coming for

But I know it's probably isn't gonna hurt anybody

If I don't get up and answer the door

No I believe I stay here on the floor.

I'm gonna stand by my girl

Don't think I won't

I'm gonna stand by my girl

Because she'll kill me if I don't

I said she'll kill me if I don't.

I never should've messed up

I should've gone ahead and fessed up

I'm gonna look good all dressed up

For my own funeral

I'm sure she'll look beautiful.

I'm gonna stand by my girl

Don't think I won't

I'm gonna stand by my girl

Because she'll kill me if I don't

I said she'll kill me if I don't.

I love girl with fire in her eyes

It's what I used to say

But now I've come to realize

If I wanna live another day

I can't be living that way.

I'm gonna stand by my girl

Don't think I won't

I'm gonna stand by my girl

Because she'll kill me if I don't

I said she'll kill me if I don't.