Who put the doggy in the doghouse?

You did, baby - you did

Who put your granny in the grannyhouse?

You did, baby - you did, baby

Who put the bad in the madhouse?

You did, baby - you did

Who put that junk in the junkhouse?

You did, baby - you did, baby

Keep your eye on things while I'm gone

Keep a lid on things

Don't you try everything while I'm gone

Keep a lid on things

Who put the fun in the funhouse?

You did, baby - you did

Who put your dad in the halfhouse?

You did, baby - you did, baby

Who put the boys in the clubhouse?

You did, baby - you did

Who put the cat in the cathouse?

You did, baby - you did, baby

Keep your eye on things while I'm gone

Keep a lid on things

Don't you try everything while I'm gone

Keep a lid on things

Keep your eye on things while I'm gone

Keep a lid on things

Who dug the hole in the outhouse?

You did, baby - you did

Who put whitey in the white house?

You did, baby - you did, baby

Keep your eye on things while I'm gone

Keep a lid on things

Don't you try everything while I'm gone

Keep a lid on things

Keep your eye on things while I'm gone

Keep a lid on things