Running into you like this without warning

Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning

But I'll try, I'll try to keep my food down

That's quite an after-taste that you've left now that you're not around

You can just pretend we're not in the same room

Well, alright, I'll just mosey to the bathroom

You flew by like a summer vacation

And you left me with tv-movies and a messy kitchen

I think I'll disappear now, slip out sideways

Just for awhile - but until then I'll stay in and sleep late, excuse me

I'll buy a fast car, I'll drive fast from here

There's a beach I haven't seen since last year -

It's far, but I like night drives;

It just makes it nicer when I do arrive

Aren't you going to miss me?

Aren't you going to even say one thing to me anymore?

Well, you can bet that I'll forget how it was then

All the drives to your farm for the weekend ...

But I've seen the swimsuit magazines

And I've smelled tequila the first thing in the morning