I said, "I'm drinkin' up.

Would you like a belt yerself?"

You said, "thanks, but no thanks,

I don't drink, myself.

But you go right ahead, my friend,

I'm not the sort that minds."

"That's good to hear," I said

"Because I think you'll find

That I don't care that you don't mind."

I said, "I'm lightin' up.

Would you like a puff?"

You said, "thanks, but no thanks,

I don't do that stuff.

But you go right ahead, my friend,

I'm not the sort that minds."

"That's good to hear," I said

"Because I think you'll find

That I don't care that you don't mind."

I said "let's do the nasty,

I like it when it's rough."

You said, "well, I'm not so sure

I like that kind of stuff.

But I'll roll over just for you

And take it from behind."

"That's good to hear," I said

"Because I think you'll find

That I don't care that you don't mind."