Will you accept a collect call

From robert plant?

We picked him up on vine

On a bus bench singing that song

This is not the first time

He was so cute

Jonny punk rock, so cynical

You would've jumped him too!

Why are the burners always toast?

Why are the stoners always stoned?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the zeplin song

I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance

He drinks my beer and plays guitar

He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home

Play the same 'ol lead again & again..

Sometimes I gotta say shut up

Sometimes I gotta say so what

I don't think that it's so punk

What's with the zeplin song

Sometimes I gotta ride

Sometimes I gotta hide

Sometimes I press rewind

I gotta throw the trash out

He's on a stairway to hell

Yeah that is him

Playin' the zeplin song again & again & again & again & again & again

I'm a guitar

A les paul single cutaway

Please don't play that song on me again

I'll explode

I'll break all my strings, stop playing shit

Like the sex pistols are anything

Why does he rain on my parade?

Why does the song remain the same?

I can't remember my own name

I work for minimum wage

Oh go sell it to jimmy page

At the crosses the deal he made

Cause that song ain't goin' away

Oh god the zeplin song

No no the zeplin song

Here comes the zeplin song

Oh god the zeplin song

Shut up!