This is a song that I wrote you for your birthday

Because I couldn't be bothered to buy you anything

And I know that you might think that

Writing this song required more effort

Than going out and buying you something

But I can promise that it didn't

I'm not even going to include your name in this song

Because that way I can use it on somebody else

And if you listen closely then you might be able to tell

That I only bothered using three chords

I guess that just shows you how much I care.

Happy birthday insert name here

Congratulations on living another year

Only joking I did get you something

And it's right here.