I'm not really in love with anyone

But sometimes I like to pretend

That hayley g hoover is my girlfriend

She lives all the way over in america

And we don't share the same political views

But as far as hypothetical girlfriend's go

She'll do.

Hayley g hoover is s_cking up my heart

She'll store it in a flask and she'll keep it forever

Hayley g hoover, she is quite a mover

Her videos are good

And if after hearing this song you're considering going and watching them

Then I reckon you should.

I met her irl one time

And she was pretty nice

But when I meet her in my mind

She does much more than just suffice

She's the perfect woman more or less

Though less is more but I digress

She's the perfect girl for me

Though, not really.

Hayley g hoover is hoovering up my love

And she'll store it just above where she put my heart

Hayley g hoover she's cuter than a goofer

Her videos are neat

And if after hearing this song you're considering going and watching them

Then then that'd be greet.

Hayley g hoover (hayley g hoover)

Hayley g hoover (hayley g hoover)

Hayley g hoover (hayley g hoover)

And I know that I'm not bo burnham but I hope I'll do

'cause I want to spend all of my days

Fantasising quietly and you and me and me and you

The wine kone's got nothing on me

I'm a bigger creep than he'll ever be

Because I want you inside of me

Though I only mean that mentally.

I'm not really in love with anyone

But sometimes I like to pretend

That hayley g hoover is my girlfriend.