Same old story, time again

Got so close but then you lost it

Should've listened to your friends

About his girlfriend back in boston

You sent him pictures and playlists and phone sex

He disappeared from the second that you said

"Let's get coffee, let's meet up"

I'm so sick of online love

And I don't understand

Why can't any man.

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a fem...

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a....

Um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (hit it like)

Get it hot like papa john (get it hot)

Make a bitch go on and on (make a bitch)

It's a femininomenon (it's a fem)

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (hit it like)

Get it hot like papa john (get it hot)

Make a bitch go on and on (make a bitch)

It's a femininomenon (it's a fem)

So let's say it's working out

You pretend to love his mother

Lying to your friends about

How he's such a goddamn good lover

Stuck in the suburbs, you're folding his laundry

Got what you wanted so stop feeling sorry

Crying at the nail salon

I'm so sick of online love

And I don't understand

Why can't any man.

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a fem...

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a...

Dude, can you play a song with a fucking beat?

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (hit it like)

Get it hot like papa john (get it hot)

Make a bitch go on and on (make a bitch)

It's a femininomenon (it's a fem)

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (hit it like)

Get it hot like papa john (get it hot)

Make a bitch go on and on (make a bitch)

It's a femininomenon (it's a fem)

Ladies

You know what I mean

And you know what you need

And so does he

But does it happen? (no!)

But does it happen? (no!)

Well, what we really need is a femininomenon

(A what?)

A femininomenon.

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (hit it like)

Get it hot like papa john (get it hot)

Make a bitch go on and on (make a bitch)

It's a femininomenon (it's a fem)

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (hit it like)

Get it hot like papa john (get it hot)

Make a bitch go on and on (make a bitch)

It's a femininomenon (it's a fem)

Did you hear me? play the fucking beat!

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (hit it like)

Get it hot like papa john (get it hot)

Make a bitch go on and on (make a bitch)

It's a femininomenon (it's a fem)

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (hit it like)

Get it hot like papa john (get it hot)

Make a bitch go on and on (make a bitch)

It's a femininomenon (it's a fem)

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a fem... (it's a femininomenon)

Hit it like...

Get it hot...

Make a bitch...

It's a fem, fem, fem, fem.