London bridge and with our land of pain

I'm thinking "oh my god, this can't be happening."

Looking backwards, I can see a trend

It's gonna be a mess that we can never mend.

I hope your oxbridge education serves you well

I'll try the best I can

But it might give you hell.

Cause I will break your heart,

I will break your heart in the end

But while we're at the start, she said,

While we're at the start, let's pretend

That we'll never be apart and I will break your heart in the end.

If you want, I could put on a show

For all our friends to see, yeah they don't need to know

We spend the summer in the sweet disguise

And when it falls apart it will be no surprise.

I hope your oxbridge education serves you well

I'll try the best I can

But it might give you hell.

Cause I will break your heart,

I will break your heart in the end

But while we're at the start, she said,

While we're at the start, let's pretend

That we'll never be apart and I will break your heart in the end.

Oh, I hope your oxbridge education serves you well

I'll try the best I can

But I know I'll give you hell.

Cause I will break your heart,

I will break your heart in the end

But while we're at the start, she said,

While we're at the start, let's pretend

Cause I will break your heart,

I will break your heart in the end

But while we're at the start, she said,

While we're at the start, let's pretend

That we'll never be apart and I will break your heart in the end.