Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.

I'm gonna kick my feet up

Then stare at the fan

Turn the tv on, throw my hand down my pants

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't.

I'll be lying on the couch,

Just chillin' in my snuggie

Click to mtv, so they can teach me how to dougie

'cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh oh...

Yes I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can.

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all.

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x

Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex

She's gonna scream out 'this is great'

[Hear me out this is great]

Yeah...

I might mess around, get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait

Oh oh...

Yes I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can.

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.

No I ain't gonna comb my hair

'cause I ain't going anywhere

No no no no no no no no no-oh...

I'll just strike in my birthday suite

And let everything hang loose

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah-eah...

Oh...

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Nothing at all...