Hey bus driver, keep the change

Bless your children, give them names

Don't trust men who walk with canes

Drink this and you'll grow wings on your feet

Broadway mary, joan fontaine

Advertiser on a downtown train

Christmas crier bustin' cane

He's in love again

Where dock worker's dreams mix with panther's schemes

To someday own the rodeo

Tainted women in vistavision

Perform for out-of-state kids at the late show

Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps

Interstellar mongrel nymphs

Rex said that lady left him limp

Love's like that (sure it is)

Queen of diamonds, ace of spades

Newly discovered lovers of the everglades

They take out a full-page ad in the trades

To announce their arrival

And mary lou, she found out how to cope

She rides to heaven on a gyroscope

The daily news asks her for the dope

She said, "man, the dope's that there's still hope"

Senorita, spanish rose

Wipes her eyes and blows her nose

Uptown in harlem she throws a rose

To some lucky young matador