Yesterday I thought that I was low as I could get

I had hit rock bottom ever since you up and left

But this morning when I saw you with

Somebody else, well needless to say

That's when I started sinking even lower

And as far as where I am at today

There's two feet of topsoil

A little bit of bedrock, limestone in between

A fossilized dinosaur

A little patch of crude oil

A thousand feet of granite underneath

Then there's me

I was kinda hopin' I could dig my way back out

A couple dozen roses maybe get you back somehow

But the love in your eyes as you talked to him

Today was plain to see

So I ain't gonna get involved, but

Should you change your mind

Well you know right where I'll be

There's two feet of topsoil

A little bit of bedrock, limestone in between

A fossilized dinosaur

A little patch of crude oil

A thousand feet of granite underneath

Then there's me