Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well no

These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad

Can't wait to wreck a ferrari on my way to rehab

[1st chorus]

'cause when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

You can act just like a fool

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on tv

I can throw a major fit

When my latte isn't just how I like it

When they say I've gone insane

I'll blame it on the fame

And the pressures that go with

Being a celebrity

I'll get to cry to barbara walters when things don't go my way

And I'll get community service no matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up

[2nd chorus]

'cause when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on tv

I can fall in and out of love

Have marriages that barely last a month

When they go down the drain

I'll blame it on the fame

And say it's just so tough

Being a celebrity

[Bridge]

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west

To the land of the fun and the sun

We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires

Hey hey, hollywood, here we come

[3rd chorus]

'cause when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on tv

Being a celebrity

Yeah celebrity