I like kickin' back on the sofa

Flippin' through the channels just to see what's on

I enjoy eatin' eggs over easy

Soppin' up with a biscuit 'til the yellow's gone

[Chorus]

Ain't nothin' like watchin' a bunch of young'ns

Run screamin' through the sprinkler in their little bare feet

And ain't nothin' like finding twenty dollars

In the pocket of the britches that you wore last week

I get into getting out on my mower

In the early mornin' hours 'fore the sun gets hot

And I like goin' down to the kroger

When the carnival comes to the parkin' lot

[2nd chorus]

Ain't nothin' like throwing a hula popper

Draggin' it across a spot a big 'un oughta be

And ain't nothin' like having him for supper

With some good hush puppies and some sweet iced tea

[Bridge]

This old world holds all kinds of treasures

And everyday it just keeps gettin' better

[3rd chorus]

Ain't nothin' like finding that woman

That you know you're gonna love for the rest of your life

And ain't nothin' like knowing the lord's a comin'

Back one day to make you want to do right

[Repeat 1st chorus]

[Repeat 2nd chorus]