In my heaven there ain't no lawyers

Don't need names on dotted lines

Folks do business like they oughtta

A good firm handshake works just fine

We feed lawyers to the lions

In my heaven there ain't no children

Totin' loaded guns to school

Ain't no such thing as peer pressure

Being who you are is cool

They still teach that golden rule

In my heaven we hurt no one

No lying, crying, or dying young

No one's lonely, no one's scared

And anyone is welcome there

In my heaven

In my heaven I can sing like elvis

Play guitar like b. b. king

Slide a fastball past hank aaron

Batter, batter, batter swing

I can do most anything

In my heaven we hurt no one

No lying, crying, or dying young

No one's lonely, no one's scared

And anyone is welcome there

In my heaven

I know that it's god's decision

What my heaven's gonna be

And I ain't telling him his business

But if he left it up to me

Then in my heaven

There's football with no referees

In my heaven

There's never been an injury

In my heaven

Angels yodel when they sing

In my heaven

The fish'll bite most anything

In my heaven

In my heaven

In my heaven