I'm a son-of-a-gun and a dad-gum joker

I'm just a crazy, old laid-back loafer

I got a dog looks like a gopher

And he's been a pretty good friend.

Play my guitar for the girls I'm meetin'

Writing the songs from the books I'm readin'

I find it odd that I'm breaking even

Look at the money I've spent.

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I'm going through life on a one way ticket

Ain't looking back, no, I don't want to miss it

I'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life

Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it

Gonna buy me a harley and route sixty-six it

Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride.

Threw a dart at the map and it landed on phoenix

She looked at me like I was from venus

I grabbed the keys and she grabbed a kleenex

I headed off into the night.

I'm nothing more than a modern day jonah

In the belly of a whale they call arizona

Ordering hot wings and cold coronas

Taking one town at a time.

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I'm going through life on a one way ticket

Ain't looking back, no, I don't want to miss it

I'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life

Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it

Gonna buy me a harley and route sixty-six it

Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride.

I'm going through life on a one way ticket

Wanna visit new england and sail the pacific

Gamble in reno, give frappuccino a try.

Gonna call up the boss man and tell him to stick it

Change the to-do's, to the already did it's

Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride

I got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride.

That's right.