Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey, hey y'all...

Barhoppers, churchgoers

Marlboro light smokers

Blue collar, red voters

Population 1,009.

Past year's cheerleaders

Old men fill the bleachers

Skeptics, true believers all

Gathered on a friday night

Singing to the stars and stripes.

We're a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love 'em both and don't want to solve 'em

We're a drinking town with a football problem.

Hey y'all, singin', hey y'all, hey, hey y'all.

Barn burners, nail biters

Shift workers, firefighters

Prom queens, outsiders

All livin' for the love of the game.

We still tell the same old story

Relive former glory

Went to state in '94

We got a trophy in the school hallway

The kids pass it by each day.

We're a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love 'em both and don't want to solve 'em

We're a drinking town with a football problem.

Hey, hey...

When we win, we celebrate

And when we lose, we commiserate

Win or lose, we tie one on.

We're a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love 'em both and don't want to solve 'em

We're a drinking town with a football problem.

Hey, say, hey, hey y'all

Hey, hey y'all.