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You know what you are

A pizza poser, fuck you

I've never seen you eat a slice

To you it's just a trend

Pizza is my life.

Pizza is my life

Pizza is my life.

Thin crust deep dish double pepperoni

Elios stuffed crust no anchovies

Pizza rolls bagel bites

Cheesy crust is what I like

Put it in the oven

We can order delivery.

I don't care I'm not very picky

Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky

Cut it into eight squares or triangles

All I really want is pizza in me.

Pizza is the greatest food on earth.

Oh, shit!

I got drunk with papa john

He snorted cocaine with his apron on

He got too fucked up for delivery

It was over 30 minutes so my pizza was free

Oh!

P-i-z-z-a

P-i-z-z-a...

- yo dude go get the door, it's the pizza guy

- ooh, you got any money on this one?

- yeah, here's a five

- what up man, give me that shit. keep the change. get out of here.

- haha. yoo hurry, bring that shit over here. what'd you put on it? the good stuff?

- I got the best stuff man. feast your eyes

- dude are you fucking kidding me? pineapple on the whole fucking pizza?

- ha, yeah?

- are you shitting me?

- no?

- fucking pineapple?!

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza

You fucking piece of shit

Why would you do this to me.

Dude chill, you could peel off the pineapple.

No!

I'm gonna peel your eyes

Out of your fucking skull

I will extract your blood

And use it as pizza sauce.