I bet I'm the talk of this town

If you don't have a ring, then he won't settle down

And I hate to admit that you're right

Cause I'm sleeping alone tonight

So the man is gone

What a damn cliche'

And my mama says

Looks like I've gained some weight

Landlord's at the door

He says the rent can't wait

But I'm a dollar short

And two weeks late

Yeah I feel sorry for me

Know that I got a secret that I'm gonna keep

When you're living in sin, I guess

Sometimes that's just what you get

So the man is gone

What a damn cliche'

And my mama says

Looks like I've gained some weight

Landlord's at the door

He says the rent can't wait

But I'm a dollar short

And two weeks late

So the man is gone

What a damn cliche'

And my mama says

Looks like I've gained some weight

I know the bible says

That you're supposed to wait

But I'm a dollar short

And two weeks late

Yeah I'm a dollar short

And two weeks late