[Talking:]

(Cause I ain't goin out like a sucker, no way

I'm nice right now, I, I feel good

If you have a drink, would you please put it in the air)

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed

But my good friends is all I need

Pass out at three, wake up at 10

Go out to eat, then do it again, man I love college..

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life

Sip banker's club, and drink Miller Lite

On Thursty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice

And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup

Lets get fucked up (lets get fucked UP!)

I'm next on the table,

Who want what? (What?!)

I am champion, at beer pong,

Allen iverson hakeem olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house

Better hope you make it otherwise you naked

Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is, um

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed

But my good friends is all I need

Pass out at three wake up at 10

Go out to eat, then do it again

Man I love college (hey!)

And I love drinking

And I love women

Man I love college

I can't tell you what I learned from school,

But (nah) I could tell you a story or two, um

Yeah of course I learned some rules

Like dont pass out with your shoes on (get the sharpie!)

And dont leave the house til the booze gone

And dont have sex if shes too gone

When it comes to condoms, put two on (trust me)

And tomorrow night, find a new joint

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun

Even if we did get a little bit too drunk

Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted

Woke up today and all I can say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed

But my good friends is all I need

Pass out at three wake up at 10

Go out to eat, then do it again

Man I love college

And I love drinking

And I love women

I love college

Now, if everyboyd would please put their drink

As high as they can, as high as they can

And repeat after me:

Chug chug chug chug chug chug chug

Freshman freshman freshman freshman

Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy!

Keg stand Keg stand Keg stand Keg stand

That party last night

(Man I love college, love it, I love it!)

THat party last night

Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it (you konw its going down)

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed (youre all invited)

But my good friends is all I need (bring your friends)

Pass out at three wake up at 10

Go out to eat, then do it again

Man I love college

I love college, do I really have to graduate or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?